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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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