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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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