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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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