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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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