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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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