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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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