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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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