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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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