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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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