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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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