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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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