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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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