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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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