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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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