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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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