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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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