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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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