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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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