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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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