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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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