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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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