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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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