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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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