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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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