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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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