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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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