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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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