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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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