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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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