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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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