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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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