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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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