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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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