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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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