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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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