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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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