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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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