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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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