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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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