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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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