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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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