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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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