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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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