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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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