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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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