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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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