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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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