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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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