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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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