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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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