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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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